That time of the year..

The author shall not be held liable for any irreparable encephalon damage or any degree of infuriated frustration caused by the post. If you scrap, well, you ass you, really, you, dum dum. However, if you are here to read about this post well, read on…


This is that time of the year, when half of the world is busy preparing for the new year, the other half is busy fighting over petty issues and a subset of this half is busy arguing in the parliament, throwing shoes, chairs etc. Within this subset, a super subset is bored to the core and is fully unaware of what to do right now. 2 of the constituents of this subset had a wonderful plan to slay the boredom, but the external factors conspired against their plan, as result it had to be put on hold. Soon, these two - lets call them 'the angel' and 'the devil' will be adjudicated in the court of examinations. As a result, the angel or the devil, yes the titles are interchangeable, won't get time to post the post(yeah!) for which you are reading this paragraph. Also, what if the world ends on doomsday? What'll happen to this overflowed thought of mine?

Ok, so I realize that was a crackbrained paragraph meant to scare you. Yes, really, trust me. Anyways, I hope you get what I mean. So, the year is going to end and I've made up my mind to take advantage of the ecstasy present in the 1st half of the world. This is because I'm getting hit, hammered, thrown, smashed(not by the hulk, please!) by the thoughts that exams are round the corner and I haven't got a single sunday off since the past 3 months. Do they have a Student Anti Harassment Committee?

Anyway, this post is about the idiotic things which the certain Earthlings do, without fail, year after year and feel very proud on doing those. Tsunami strikes my mind when they pretend to be innovative while doing these. Sorry to say, but that is more pathetic than Orkut or Honda Brio. Umm..yeah pretty close. So, from the dungeons of my left over mind, these are the things which I am referring to:

1. SMS Jokes - Same jokes every year attack the inbox of my smartphone making it a dumbphone. The sender even expects you to laugh your ass out on these messages but they can become the perfect pills for causing dysentery. The worst happens, when people just forward the message without changing the name. Eg: Happy New year, Regards SantaBanta. And a friend of yours, XYZ, sends you the same sms without editing it. Dude, who the hell is SantaBanta? Or there are these messages which say - "I haven't slept for quite some time, I'll wake up next year" How is that funny?

2. Resolutions: The most common resolution which keeps on floating on the social networking sites, "My resolution is not to make any resolutions" ..haven't you made one already by saying this? Agreed resolutions give you some guiding light but then a torch will be better than these stupid resolutions. Ohh by the way, it isn't funny, ok? I can bet on the milk powder packet kept in front of me, that even the stone age naked hairy being was having this resolution.Just that he procrastinated a lot and didn't have the means to spread it.

3. FB Statuses, tweets and not to forget incessant tags - Agreed a lot of us aren't in touch with a lot of our friends and the only way to stay in touch(virtually) is through this pain in the ass book face or the cute little birdie, named twitter. While posting updates, tweets for wishing new year stop tagging people, logically you can't tag the complete friend list of yours or followers. Don't you want to wish the non-tagged ones? I really appreciate those who click hell lot of snaps, upload them and then take on the herculean task of tagging everybody but sometimes it becomes a pain for the person tagged if the tag-o-comment-o-conversation starts happening between two strangers.

There are many other things which are as irritating as these or even more than these. But, I'll save them for later. Over and out!

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