MAMULAY- Gabbar n Uska Tension !! (sholay 3) :P

Yeah yeah he made it to my blog.. jst coz I think I need to share this with all of you..aakhir baat hi aisi hai.. It’s about one of the most “badnaam” character who has gain soo much popularity just on the basis of Mamism :P .

Cutting down the crap.. It was hot Saturday afternoon and I had my T.I.M.E class at Marigold Public School .. NOoooo the school doesn’t have marigold flowers.. infact there is not even a single flower !!

Anyways the class was to start at 3pm and I reached at 2.45pm.. still being the 1st person to arrive. Then “mamu” came and following him was Ruchi Mam(Head,Time Noida).

And now the convo between the three of us :-


Mam- "Varun.. tum itni tension kyun letey ho ?"
Varun- "Mam aapko kisne bol dia(looking at me and I was lafing) ?"
Mam-"That’s not the point,Why do you take tension ?Itni zyada tension kyun ?"
Varun-"Mam vo.. Mam bas kya bataoon !! (Me still lafing)"
Mam-"Dekho duniya mei kuch cheez hoti hai jo deni chahiye… tension bhi deney vali cheez hai leney wali nahi.. Auro ko tension diya karo.. Liya mat karo !!"
Varun- "Mam halaat hi aadmi ko tension mei daal detey hai."
Mam-"(lafing) Aise kya haalat ho gaye ? Girlfriend ne chhod diya ?"
Varun- "Mam aisa nai hai !!"
Mam- "Girlfriend nahin hai ?"
Me(whispered)- "Mami hai .. girlfriend nai … still lafing.."
Mam-"Dekho girlfriend bana lo.. counseling karegi tumhari… tension kam ho jaaega tumhara"
Varun-"Mam kon banegi meri girlfriend."
Me-"Mam ye college mei bhi aisa hi hai… For the past two years we all have tried to make him understand that tension is not a thing to take.. it’s a thing to give… and in return what we get is a Head Shot !!"
Mam-"Dekho mera boyfriend bhi aise hi pareshaan rehta tha.. meine uski counseling kari and vo MDI Gurgaon mei padh raha hai ab !!"
Varun- "Mam ,baat vo nahi hai.. mera mood hai naa..vo sab gadbad karta hai.."
2nd Mam –"CAT waley kya tumhara mood dekhar paper dengey ?"
Varun-"Mam mei kya karoon.. control hi nahin hota"
Me(whispered)-"Kurkure zyada hi khata hai kya ?"
Mam(pointing at me)-" Isse dekho.. kitna hasta hai.. hasmukh hai.. tum kyun nahin hastey ? Kuch seekho isse."
Varun- "Mam aapko bataya kisne ye sab ? (pointing towards me) Isne ?"
Me-"Mei kyun bataney laga ?"
Mam- "Accha girlfriend nahin toh.. Ankur sir se counseling karva doon ? Badey Hi-Fi pravachan detey hai.. ek session mei hi theek ho jaaoge !!Jaldi batao.. next week ka fix karva doon ?"

Mam Exited.

Varun(to me)- "******* tuney hi bataya ne ye sab ?"
Me-"Mujhe kya matlab teray n teray tension se ?"
Varun-"******* toh kisne bataya ? Vo idiot maths teacher ?"
Me-"Tujhe dekhar koi bhi sochega ..facewash ki jagah tension use karta hai !!"


Then the class started.
And Now Sunday’s story


After the Quant class..
Varun-"Sir kuch doubts hai "
Me-"Abe tuney toh bola tha CAT/MBA ki preparation chhod di ? 1week se gtalk pe status laga rakha hai.. sabko verbally bhi bol raha tha."
Sir-"Varun tum itni tension kyun letey ho ?"
Varun-"Sir vo mera mood.. "


Call it my goodluck or badluck..I had to go so I was unable to hear the full conversation.

Adios !!

note:-Varun =>Mamu =>Gabbar=>etc etc etc

Comments

  1. Rollicking ManiacMonday, August 04, 2008 11:23:00 PM

    mamu at his best..tension nahi leta hai dikhawa karta hai.. taaki log pooche ki kya baat hai..but ruchi mam ne esa poocha ki khud hi phans gaya usme :Pmamu ne kaha he doesnt have girlfriend? :O

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  2. VarunMonday, August 04, 2008 11:47:00 PM

    LOL :D From start to end, I was lafing, and I am still lafing, thats the reason, I am writing lafing not laughing....Enjoy with Mamu :)

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  3. VMTuesday, August 05, 2008 12:37:00 AM

    Are koi maanta kyun nahi ki main single hoon abhi !!!And as for tension , do cheezen tension aur pyar kabhi kiye nahi jaate ho jaate hain :)As for people i don't care what they feel or ask or behave like so that people reaction angle is kinda a bit too outstretched

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  4. sakshiTuesday, August 05, 2008 12:38:00 AM

    kyaa baat haai!!! mamu se control nahi hota...!! lolz...awesome post!!

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  5. tarushTuesday, August 05, 2008 1:00:00 AM

    hehe sahi li hai bichare mamu ki .....

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