Cerebrum Farts ??? :O :P ;)

We've all experienced some surprising moments when our brain just seems to let a biggiee one :P. As if when you're showering and bobble the order of shampoo n conditioner ;) ? Ahh well, that was me. What my point is—it's flurrying to herioc fail something so simple and routine. Shows, am already suffering from Bhudape ki bimaari .(121yrs bhai :P ) Crap!Fortuitously some scholarly types dodo(s) cerebrated this issue.. justifed a scientific study. Came across an article on the "internet" related to this outstandingly common "fart" :P

"One set of brain regions that is normally active only when a person is awake and relaxed began firing up — in other words, it's as if the brain started resting. At the same time, another group of brain regions that is usually lively when a person is sustaining effort on a task began toning down. After people made and detected any mistakes, the abnormal behavior went away."

Aye-Aye dodo, I should be happy since a scientific proof is substantiating that my brain is acting abnormally? Maybe not, but it's definitely occupying to learn that the brain is essentially going on standy by modes like PC ;) or my brain is running on those closets doors windows OS'es (oops..i didnt say dat :P that it always screw up something up even in the STANDY BY MODE... HELL !!
 

We could actually prevent ur grey matter(brain) farts(comes out wid dose gande waley ideas) in the future with a mind-reading TOPI. Ahuhh...ummmmmm, Whatttttt ? Not that Kirkiterrrrr wali topi.. a topi that could read the brain activity and alert us before that mobile CPU shuts down and we mow down that modus operandi....errrr....everyday tasks !! Well do know you what am thinking ? a NO (a big no :P )

I'm pretty sure the topi(s) would as slimy as faux pas -Designed by anoder Bill who enters one of the gates to find a job !!... (if u don't get the link.. well.. allow ur brain to fart(gande links ..lol )


I bet those bosses would try to make them a part of some mandate. I Wish ya a loads of luck.

Most of us don't even want to follow a simple dress code. (I may have been unknown to break dress code rules..but I do :D ... I do this task(break rules) sincerely and obidiently :D )


Ne guesses where would all this fart detecting eventually lead?
Umm... complete mind reading.. rite ?? It would be like going au naturel (Thank you Ankur Sir..my vocab's improving a lil ...modesty u c :P :P ... Somebody's gonna sue me for this "modesty u c" ) 24/7—implausibly irritating for everyone.


Excuse me, I wont be responsible for all the fabulously stochastic, smutty, freaky intellection that I normally edit to get my post approved by the "censor board".

Jai Maddieee Baba ..... computer wale :P

 



Comments

  1. RakeshWednesday, September 03, 2008 10:17:00 PM

    hats off to madie.....realy seems a proffesional blogger :) :D :P.,,///nice blog:)

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  2. VarunWednesday, September 03, 2008 10:24:00 PM

    Farts woh bhi Cerebrumtoo high level for methoda niche aaoaur samjhao

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  3. Arunesh BWednesday, September 03, 2008 10:24:00 PM

    madhur yaar....kuch samajh nahin aaya :(im sorry bhai :(iss post ke liye mera comment yehi hai...i just cudnt understand ur problem...mujhe maaf karde tunne!

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  4. ashThursday, September 04, 2008 2:10:00 AM

    hmmmm....so maddy dis problm seems a new 1....i mean cerebrm with indigestion...hoodi baba...bt if ur cerebrm farted whyl u wrote dis blog---hats off man!!!----y ain't ma cerebrm farting!!!:P ;)

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  5. GhoshSaturday, September 06, 2008 6:44:00 PM

    whenever i though i had begun to understand sth , the next few lines left me in complete darkness ... what exactly is this brain farting thing ?!?

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