Creepy Crepe!

You enter a room in a jolly mood and you come out in a folly way. Then you enter another room, hit the bed and doze off! The alarm goes off with Chester Bennington screaming on top of his voice - "I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away" but still you love it. Soon you realize that your body was resting not only on the bed but on one of your arms. The same arm which had been the target of the folly the previous night.

 You somehow manage to take it out and then what do you see? An arm resembling a bottlegourd which is hard to move. With the other hand you somehow lift it and just to find it shivering for no reason at all. Now what? Eureka!  It reminds you of how stupid you were couple of years back, performing some sort of stunt(to impress no one!) which left the same arm in a rupture state. You get up and start massaging it with the pain growing unbearable. You apply a spray..keep on massaging and then visit the good for nothing doctor! The doctor after a thorough up,down,left, right movement says its not a fracture and sprays some gel which starts burning your skin! Then comes the "legen-dary" moment. The dispensary is out of stock for crepe bandage and hence the good med. assistant plans to cover up the complete arm with Dynaplast. Shocked! What the F, you exclaimed! Thankfully he didn't understand. Covering a male's hand with Dynaplast..calls for a bigger WHAT THE F! You take some pills and runaway from there. You realize you have a crepe bandage at your room but no one to wrap it for you. You struggle but you succeed with the pain growing second by second. But you understand its not a fracture, the old injury has just been given a new life. It'll take time and still instead of resting, you start blogging! Well thats me! Insanity personified? And in all this you still manage to take bath! Haa haa haa!