Creativity - Trucks!

One cannot think of separting - pot holes, accidents, traffic, pollution from the Indian roads. Now, the latest addition is humor! As they say all serious situations are the fore-fathers of humor. We all complaint that our work is the toughest but then just think of this - You have a burden of 60 Tonnes on your back and you've been travelling on Indian highways for the past 20 hours. Tough right? Its the toughest - 20hours on Indian roads - are you kidding me?

One channel which is always in use to express the creativity and is that of the back of the truck. Many a times, their creativity is way better than that of some ad director. Being creative in the tough circumstances, frequently brings a much needed reason to smile and laugh especially for the zillions of commuters who share the same road every day.

Listing down few of the one liners which I remember just for the sake of your smile.

  • Buri Nazar Waale Tera Muh Kaala.

  • Horn Ok Please

  • Ok Tata Bye Bye

  • Badha ho kar main bhi Truck Banungaa.

  • Maayind the dust

  • Buri nazar lagayega …. chappal khayega.

  • Buri nazar wale tere bacche jiye, bade hokar desi tharra maare

  •  Use Diaper at night

  • Woh chali, Woh chali, toh teri kyu jali ??

  • Steering aur Brake - do boond driver ki zindagi ke

  • Wait for syd

  • Turust in god

  • Aati kya khandala

  • Dekho magar pyar se

  • Hum chaar humare chaar

  • 100nu te pappi di gaddi.

  • Jatt Di audi

Comments

  1. thinkstersakiSunday, December 02, 2012 4:01:00 AM

    this could be an ongoing post...have read so many interesting one-liners on trucks and even tempos! sadly can't remember any abhi...

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