Stochastic Cerebrations

"They" are the perfect means of communication. A communication of expression and feelings. "They" are very powerful. But still there are times in your life when "they" really fall short. There are times when silence speaks louder and clearer.Times, when one wants to say a lot, but is not able to..for some reasons.. Then comes the time when silence speaks.. Believe it or not silence does speaks, but it really needs an understanding. The sound of silence can be heard only by your near and dear ones.As the author of this post..I can really say "they" matter a hell lot then anyone could have imagined. "They" are no less than a channel or strategy. "They" are so damn powerful and strong that "they" are capable of twisting and turning your life in just a few seconds. The strength that can shake your whole world..Sometimes "they" are as toxic as the radioactive waste and sometimes "they" are as luving as...

1st..the title Laajzzz doesn't mean laaj in hindi..it doesnt mean loss in english ..but what it really means is LAWS :D Some laws of daily life ..created on the basis of daily observation by someone who daily observed things like you daily brush your teeth ..lol ;) ;) LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. BATH THEOREM: When the body is i mmersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. L...

Have a look at the photograph.You have 14 people, some of them are wearing a black dress,some white and some blue.I don't know who they are or what they are doing. Based on the information provided answer the following questions:- Q.1 Out of these 14 who all are twins ? Q.2 Who is the most sleepy ? Q3. Who is the most tired person ? Q.4. Which one is the teacher ?(Mind it they are not Indians..no BHUDHE teachers) Q.5. How many are males? Q.6. How many are females ? Q.7. What are they trying to prove? Answer em all correctly...and you'll get a surprise gift.. absolutely free ;) :P :P Jai Maddieee baba ..ChingSu hui Returned !! :P

Sometimes things aren’t mystified, the way we cogitate they are. One of the biggest virtues of mankind is pardoning. Lot of things get simplified by just exonerating and burying. One just needs to give a damn about things uptuning us in daily life. Everybody make mistakes. That doesn’t mean we keep on pointing out those mistakes now and then to make the other person feel censurable. Take a chill pill... Take it light. Despite the difference in thoughts, think and talk about things that went positive. Stop jumping onto conclusions. Take the discussion to a different stage. More importantly, speak courteously. You are still conjugated to the impeached. You have shared exquisite memories. Just think once before you use harsh words. Has the impeached done such a big thing that has changed the course of relationship or would your words change it later? Secondly, do the warm gestures of the accused in the past are worth enough to compensate for the mistakes or did the person really deserve t...

Ask me to get up at 6am, when I've gone off to sleep at 3.30am, you'll get to see a dumbfounded face.But what if "something" leaves you dumbfounded in your dreams ? You'll definately get up,probably that's the reason I got up soo early..jst 150mins of sleep !!I tried sleeping again but failed miserably. Lying on the bed,I waited for the clock to strike 7am.Finally,It was 7..i went directly to the balcony,what a pleasant weather it was- cool breeze with light showers,perfect for a long drive :)After the "used-to" struggle with the traffic i reached college.HCL was coming for recruitment. After cursing Apple,Airtel and Vodafone for pricing iPhone at 31k,I went to LT2. There also the same iPhone discussion continued.Bloody hell,the iPhone is priced at $706 in India while it is $199 is the US !! And as I am writing this post,some news channel is showing some "show" dedicated to the iPhone !! grrrrr.... The recruitment process started at around ...

Poor girl meets rich guy. Enemies become lovers. The tacky lass morphs into a hot chic. A spoiled brat learns responsibility. An initial threat becomes the biggest life-changing opportunity ever. Make-believe turns into reality. Name an old trick, this movie probably has it! Grace, the working student (Marian Rivera), and Evo, the spoiled brat (Richard Gutierrez), first collide when she dances at a stag party and he steals a kiss from her. They clash and hope to never see each other again. But that doesn’t happen. Grace’s boyfriend, Mark (JC de Vera,) introduces her to his best friend, who turns out to be Evo. Mark leaves for the US and Evo takes advantage of the opportunity to convince Grace to pose as his new girlfriend so that his Ex (Ehra Madrigal) would get jealous. Otherwise, he’ll let Mark know about Grace’s stag party stint. We all know what happens next: They unexpectedly fall in love. “Love comes in unexpected packages,” says the movie. The irony is that there’s nothing beyo...

I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack. --ASH God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi . He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems, he created YOU. --ASH Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far. --ASH The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? --ASH Roses are red, Violets are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you. --ASH duhai hai duhai......yeh kaisa anarth hai bhai....gaye ho kya tum kabhi dubai... kabh se try kar raha hu koi line nahi jaa rahi.. kabh se try kar raha hu koi line nahi jaa rahi.. kabh se try kar raha hu koi line nahi jaa rahi..maine try kiya..lekin billi dog fo...