Stochastic Cerebrations

Arunesh Bahadur: Free Tang...Visit Pasta Di Amore for Pasta's and Brownies ...Tommm At JBS :D Madhur: kon bech raha hai ? Arunesh: jbs ka event hai marketing ka Madhur: best before dekhoonga pahle :P Arunesh: they are putting up stalls tomm lol... pasta @20 chocolate brownie @ 30 tang on the house :) Madhur: free ka TANG. ... i doubt... :P Arunesh: lol i doubt too but they are saying it Madhur: Marketing waley hai... dey'll cover up the cost of tang in brownie and pasta !! Arunesh: 2k lagaye hai poore arrangement mein 2k se zada hi kama lenge bcoz its from 10 am to 7 pm Madhur: btw... who will b doing d cooking ? Arunesh: students kuch na kuch kar rahe honge sunfeast ka pasta hoga ya phir Madhur: mujhe pasta banana aata hai :D Arunesh: ek packet 10 rs selling it at 20 Madhur: gr8... profit margin toh dekho !! Arunesh: 10 rs ka chokha munafa :P Madhur: inspired by Jaypee Grp !! :P Arunesh: heheh no pasta too curley :P Madhur: loll Arunesh: so i suggest that u take ur friends and...

Gone For A Time Here For Eternity Endless Thoughts Mindless Wandering Days Of Uncertainty Nights Of Opacity Obfuscated Path Leading To Wrath Abstracted View Season Of Dew Feelings Few Fear Inside Agony Outside Smile For Sake But All Is Fake Is This Fame ? This Is Game.... The Sun Goes Down The Light Betrays Me But Fate Has Looked Upon Me

I still remember it was a bright sunny morning, with a pleasant breeze blowing.Some clouds scattered like cashews on a vanila cake. Being a semi-nocturnal person I tend to sleep more during the early hours of morning than in those late hours of night :P. After the daily morning ablutions, I came down to get some papers from my 'Mini Truck'. But my lil. monster truck greeted me with a flat tyre..Great what a way to wish good morning !! Ahh..flat tyre..always reminds me of Ghosh's article about the awakening of his 'kind' consciousness.What an awesome article that was."Starting a day with a flat tyre is not at all a sign of a good day",I said to myself and came back upstairs. I asked dad to replace the flat tyre with the stepney. I have been driving for three years now, but I must confess that I still don't know how to Jack up the car in order to change the tyre.Finally, after the tire changing ceremony, I felt that the day won't be as bad as I thoug...

We've all experienced some surprising moments when our brain just seems to let a biggiee one :P. As if when you're showering and bobble the order of shampoo n conditioner ;) ? Ahh well, that was me. What my point is—it's flurrying to herioc fail something so simple and routine. Shows, am already suffering from Bhudape ki bimaari .(121yrs bhai :P ) Crap! Fortuitously some scholarly types dodo(s) cerebrated this issue.. justifed a scientific study. Came across an article on the "internet" related to this outstandingly common "fart" :P "One set of brain regions that is normally active only when a person is awake and relaxed began firing up — in other words, it's as if the brain started resting. At the same time, another group of brain regions that is usually lively when a person is sustaining effort on a task began toning down. After people made and detected any mistakes, the abnormal behavior went away." Aye-Aye dodo, I should be happy sin...

"They" are the perfect means of communication. A communication of expression and feelings. "They" are very powerful. But still there are times in your life when "they" really fall short. There are times when silence speaks louder and clearer.Times, when one wants to say a lot, but is not able to..for some reasons.. Then comes the time when silence speaks.. Believe it or not silence does speaks, but it really needs an understanding. The sound of silence can be heard only by your near and dear ones.As the author of this post..I can really say "they" matter a hell lot then anyone could have imagined. "They" are no less than a channel or strategy. "They" are so damn powerful and strong that "they" are capable of twisting and turning your life in just a few seconds. The strength that can shake your whole world..Sometimes "they" are as toxic as the radioactive waste and sometimes "they" are as luving as...

1st..the title Laajzzz doesn't mean laaj in hindi..it doesnt mean loss in english ..but what it really means is LAWS :D Some laws of daily life ..created on the basis of daily observation by someone who daily observed things like you daily brush your teeth ..lol ;) ;) LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. BATH THEOREM: When the body is i mmersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. L...

Have a look at the photograph.You have 14 people, some of them are wearing a black dress,some white and some blue.I don't know who they are or what they are doing. Based on the information provided answer the following questions:- Q.1 Out of these 14 who all are twins ? Q.2 Who is the most sleepy ? Q3. Who is the most tired person ? Q.4. Which one is the teacher ?(Mind it they are not Indians..no BHUDHE teachers) Q.5. How many are males? Q.6. How many are females ? Q.7. What are they trying to prove? Answer em all correctly...and you'll get a surprise gift.. absolutely free ;) :P :P Jai Maddieee baba ..ChingSu hui Returned !! :P