Stochastic Cerebrations

"They" are the perfect means of communication. A communication of expression and feelings. "They" are very powerful. But still there are times in your life when "they" really fall short. There are times when silence speaks louder and clearer.Times, when one wants to say a lot, but is not able to..for some reasons.. Then comes the time when silence speaks.. Believe it or not silence does speaks, but it really needs an understanding. The sound of silence can be heard only by your near and dear ones.As the author of this post..I can really say "they" matter a hell lot then anyone could have imagined. "They" are no less than a channel or strategy. "They" are so damn powerful and strong that "they" are capable of twisting and turning your life in just a few seconds. The strength that can shake your whole world..Sometimes "they" are as toxic as the radioactive waste and sometimes "they" are as luving as...

1st..the title Laajzzz doesn't mean laaj in hindi..it doesnt mean loss in english ..but what it really means is LAWS :D Some laws of daily life ..created on the basis of daily observation by someone who daily observed things like you daily brush your teeth ..lol ;) ;) LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. BATH THEOREM: When the body is i mmersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. L...

Have a look at the photograph.You have 14 people, some of them are wearing a black dress,some white and some blue.I don't know who they are or what they are doing. Based on the information provided answer the following questions:- Q.1 Out of these 14 who all are twins ? Q.2 Who is the most sleepy ? Q3. Who is the most tired person ? Q.4. Which one is the teacher ?(Mind it they are not Indians..no BHUDHE teachers) Q.5. How many are males? Q.6. How many are females ? Q.7. What are they trying to prove? Answer em all correctly...and you'll get a surprise gift.. absolutely free ;) :P :P Jai Maddieee baba ..ChingSu hui Returned !! :P

Sometimes things aren’t mystified, the way we cogitate they are. One of the biggest virtues of mankind is pardoning. Lot of things get simplified by just exonerating and burying. One just needs to give a damn about things uptuning us in daily life. Everybody make mistakes. That doesn’t mean we keep on pointing out those mistakes now and then to make the other person feel censurable. Take a chill pill... Take it light. Despite the difference in thoughts, think and talk about things that went positive. Stop jumping onto conclusions. Take the discussion to a different stage. More importantly, speak courteously. You are still conjugated to the impeached. You have shared exquisite memories. Just think once before you use harsh words. Has the impeached done such a big thing that has changed the course of relationship or would your words change it later? Secondly, do the warm gestures of the accused in the past are worth enough to compensate for the mistakes or did the person really deserve t...

Ask me to get up at 6am, when I've gone off to sleep at 3.30am, you'll get to see a dumbfounded face.But what if "something" leaves you dumbfounded in your dreams ? You'll definately get up,probably that's the reason I got up soo early..jst 150mins of sleep !!I tried sleeping again but failed miserably. Lying on the bed,I waited for the clock to strike 7am.Finally,It was 7..i went directly to the balcony,what a pleasant weather it was- cool breeze with light showers,perfect for a long drive :)After the "used-to" struggle with the traffic i reached college.HCL was coming for recruitment. After cursing Apple,Airtel and Vodafone for pricing iPhone at 31k,I went to LT2. There also the same iPhone discussion continued.Bloody hell,the iPhone is priced at $706 in India while it is $199 is the US !! And as I am writing this post,some news channel is showing some "show" dedicated to the iPhone !! grrrrr.... The recruitment process started at around ...

Poor girl meets rich guy. Enemies become lovers. The tacky lass morphs into a hot chic. A spoiled brat learns responsibility. An initial threat becomes the biggest life-changing opportunity ever. Make-believe turns into reality. Name an old trick, this movie probably has it! Grace, the working student (Marian Rivera), and Evo, the spoiled brat (Richard Gutierrez), first collide when she dances at a stag party and he steals a kiss from her. They clash and hope to never see each other again. But that doesn’t happen. Grace’s boyfriend, Mark (JC de Vera,) introduces her to his best friend, who turns out to be Evo. Mark leaves for the US and Evo takes advantage of the opportunity to convince Grace to pose as his new girlfriend so that his Ex (Ehra Madrigal) would get jealous. Otherwise, he’ll let Mark know about Grace’s stag party stint. We all know what happens next: They unexpectedly fall in love. “Love comes in unexpected packages,” says the movie. The irony is that there’s nothing beyo...

I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack. --ASH God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi . He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems, he created YOU. --ASH Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far. --ASH The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? --ASH Roses are red, Violets are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you. --ASH duhai hai duhai......yeh kaisa anarth hai bhai....gaye ho kya tum kabhi dubai... kabh se try kar raha hu koi line nahi jaa rahi.. kabh se try kar raha hu koi line nahi jaa rahi.. kabh se try kar raha hu koi line nahi jaa rahi..maine try kiya..lekin billi dog fo...

Q. हाथ कंगन को Aarsi kyaa ? ? A. What does the hand and bangle have to do with Royal Challenge (RC) Q.दूध का जला हुआ छाछ भी फूँक फूँक के peeta है A.He who burns himself with hot milk will blow the butter milk before drinking Qनाच न जाने आँगन teda A.Dance not knowing, but complaining playground is crooked. Q.Kaala अक्षर bhains barabar A.Black alphabets look like buffaloes. Q.जब सूरज uge टैब ghas ( घास ) ugaoo .... A.make hay while sun shines Q.अतः आज कल KARE कार आज KARE अतः AAB Q.2MARO DOING WHATEVER TODAY DO TODAY DO WHATEVER NOW hehehe... I know wat you are thinking :P :P ... I'll end this here(bt only for now :D )

Today I din't see see see :) .... Didn't attend ISEE3 .. coz after attending this SEEing conference for 2 consecutive days..I was unable to see anything on the 3rd day.. :P... errr watevr ...

Keynote Lecture 3 :- Distributed Sensor Network - Sitaram Iyengar The following points were discussed:- 1.Information analysis requires analytic method and variety of sensor types. 2.Sensing the change in modalties - Moore's Law 3.RFID was introduced, RFID industry is over $26million 4.There are two types of sensor networks - Data Gathering and Even Detection. 5.Every node in the network is capable of substantial processing 6.DSN(Distributed Sensor Network)- Uses less energy and small number of nodes are subjected to failure. 7.ADHOC Net:-All mobile nodes can be self organised in an arbitary network. 8.Deployment of Sensors is a continous process. 9.Biochemic sensors for enzymes. 10.Battery life of sensors-real time aggregate of data is a challenge. 11.Syntactic and Semantic processing. 12.A faulty sensor would lead to a fault in a reading which may appear to be normal 13.Use of probability and Bayesian Formula. Technical Session 4 4.1 Augmented Genetic Algorithm for Auto Correcti...

Day started off pretty early today.. 5am !!..thanx to the low battery signal of my UPS..lol my new alarm..hahaha !!I forgot to switch it off yesterday night.The first thing which I did was reading the newspaper.. see am a good boy,I read the newspaper right in the morning,so what if it was yesterday's paper..I read a newspaper naa :DThen again like a good boy,I went off to sleep :D "early to bed late to rise..makes maddy happy and wise" :D As always,after the usual stuff and a very hectic driving reached college.Any guesses where did I go,first ? The LRC :D :D ..after spending 30mins or so,I left for IC3-2008(International Conference on Contemporary Computing-2008)..IC3 is better :P Inspite of making it mandatory for the final year CS/IT students to attend the conf. only 8-9 ppl had turned up.The conference started at 10Am.Among the dignitries were Mr. Vineet Nayar,CEO HCL Technologies,Prof. Sartaj Sahni-University of Florida(UFL),Prof. Ranka- U.F.L,Prof. J.P Gupta -V.C J...

The day started off pretty late(Wednesday is a working day)7.30..After the usual stuff and a hectic driving I finally managed to reach college..As always I went straight to the LRC,call it my new hangout place :P . I started solving the 'V.A' material and I soon realized my vocabulary needs a hell lot of improvement.Guys believe me I DON'T have an excellent vocabulary..aaj ke ques. dekhar toh pls maan jaao !! :P There were words for which I was made to think "Does these words really exist?" Anyways I managed to do 100 questions out off 150 !! Yeah what a great achievement..rite ? HELL !! A CAT aspirant is required to have a Vocab of at least 2000 words !! God..Where am I standing ?Crossroads ?naah.. I decided I'll finish off the cue cards given by TIME within a month.. memorize all those 3300 words within a month.. I have to do it and I can do it.. am not endorsing NIKE :P After an hour of study and self realization ,i headed to JBs,met VJ on the way..enquired...

Guys I meant HT City's and not "Noida" :P . I think this is the first time JIIT not to mention U.. University has made it to newspapers. And what more could one expect, Mr. Pathak one of the "beloved" teachers has made it too. Anyways read the article..(click on the photograph) Badey "Pyaar Se Maari" hai JIITU ki !!

Yeah yeah he made it to my blog.. jst coz I think I need to share this with all of you..aakhir baat hi aisi hai.. It’s about one of the most “badnaam” character who has gain soo much popularity just on the basis of Mamism :P . Cutting down the crap.. It was hot Saturday afternoon and I had my T.I.M.E class at Marigold Public School .. NOoooo the school doesn’t have marigold flowers.. infact there is not even a single flower !! Anyways the class was to start at 3pm and I reached at 2.45pm.. still being the 1st person to arrive. Then “mamu” came and following him was Ruchi Mam(Head,Time Noida). And now the convo between the three of us :- Mam- " Varun.. tum itni tension kyun letey ho ?" Varun- " Mam aapko kisne bol dia(looking at me and I was lafing) ?" Mam- "That’s not the point,Why do you take tension ?Itni zyada tension kyun ?" Varun- "Mam vo.. Mam bas kya bataoon !! (Me still lafing)" Mam- "Dekho duniya mei kuch cheez hoti hai jo deni ch...

Things never happen the same way twice. Year by Year..Month by month,day by day, hour by hour,minute by minute,second by second.. Life changes and so do other things. A minute ago you might be on cloud nine and a later you are on ground zero. A second ago, you might be sharing a good bond with someone and a second later you blabber something unknowingly, the result you end up ruining everything from bond to mood. Sometimes you realize your fault and apologize but, sometimes It’s too late to apologize. The rope to which you were holding on, has just gotten you so many feet off the ground. You hear everything, but still you just can’t make a sound. The sound of a simple five letter English word..Sorry. You take another chance to say you’re sorry, again you take a fall, face the shot..It’s too late to apologize. Seriously Things never happen the same way twice. It’s like “Opportunity knocks on your doorstep only once, so grab it” I don’t know what has got into me,I don’t know what’s wrong...

Well... I Read this somewhere... "And so what you are wanting to do is feel the negative emotion, of course. Let your guidance system work. And then acknowledge the two things that your inner being is telling you when you feel negative emotion. One, this is important. Two, you are juddering in the wrong direction. You are attracting the very opposite of what you are wanting. What is it that you want? And, so as you stop and say, "What I want is, what I want is," ... nothing is more important than the way you feel. Nothing is more important than you change your judder, because when you change your oscillation, you change the outcome of future events, you see."